Real1 is backand hes cutting promos with zero filter and even less chill.
On Thanksgiving Day, November 27, 2025, former WWE star Enzo Amore delivered one of the most chaotic and unhinged monologues yet, filming himself outside a Target store while talking on an imaginary landline to the President. The result? A dizzying mix of wordplay, politics, wrestling shade, and Cold War metaphors. Standing in front of a Target building, Enzo opened with a line only he could deliver:
From there, things spiraled into Fourth Rope territoryhis post-WWE movement backed by Westside Gunn and Smoke DZA. Enzo claimed dominance in his own galaxy, staking his turf with this line:
He claimed others were lurking toomaking reference to foreign flags, space race rivalry, and old-school heat:
If that wasnt strange enough, he pitched a Cold War-style fantasy booking:
He made it clear he wasnt interested in being a curtain jerkerever:
Enzo didnt stop there. He took aim at political leaders in a machine-gun delivery of shade:
Then things got real dark, real fast:
The rapid-fire rhymes and bizarrely detailed insults didnt let up. He even referenced gun rights, the First Amendment, and threw shade at the entire wrestling establishment:
This isnt the first time Real1 has gone off-script, but it might be the most unfiltered yet. With his new promotion Fourth Rope gaining steam, Amore isnt waiting for anyone to give him a spothes calling his own number.
What do you think of Real1s promo outside Target? Is this genius marketing or pure madness? Drop a comment and let us know if youd take the Fourth Rope ride or change the channel.
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