Scott Steiner just rang in 2026 the only way he knows how with math, intensity, and absolutely no chill.
On January 1, 2026, the WWE Hall of Famer took to Twitter with a brand-new take on his legendary Steiner Math, this time aiming it at lazy people and New Years excuse-makers. His message? If youre sitting on the couch waiting to start Monday, your goals are already doomed. Heres how Steiner broke it down:
He went straight for the jugular, mocking the classic procrastinator mindset of constantly making excuses.
Then came the twist adding himself into the equation, making it clear that chances of success go up to 100% when hes involved.
Steiner ended with a mic-drop reminder that your goals are already at risk unless you act fast.
This follows up on Steiners comments from March 2025 during an interview with Chris Van Vliet, where he confirmed his original Steiner Math was done off the top of his head and insisted it was mathematically sound. He even joked that a Harvard professor once fact-checked the numbers and said they added up.
Scott Steiner has turned math into motivation and this time, its aimed at anyone dragging their feet in the new year. Whether you take his advice or just enjoy the chaos, one things for sure: Big Poppa Pump is still undefeated in math.
Are you using Steiner Math to level up in 2026? Or did his promo just guilt-trip you off the couch? Let us know how youre starting your year numbers dont lie.
